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Originally Posted by The Joker

u'll always b wearin crumpled clothes & no chance of pullin the decent lookin females of the species, the mingers u have no probs pullin at all

Who wants decent looking females anyway ?

Take far too long getting ready

No fun, they might break a nail

Never think of anything else but there looks

Veign ( cant spell that one )

Always in the bath or shower with loads of smellys

Spend a fortune on beauty products and have to have the best shampoo

Fussy eaters always watching there figure

Usually shit in bed cause they can get a shag when ever so they put little effort in.

Ive had stunning birds hun and I think there shit !

Give me a half decent looking bird thats prepared to meet you half way and your laughing