More lol, I know we've had something similar, but I thought it was funny
The first thing God said after making man was,"I can do better"
Lol
If it has tires or testicles you're gonna have problems with it
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult
I love this one -a classic chat up line knock back !! Ha I must use this one lol

The only way that you'll ever get any of 'this pussy', is to lick it from the shaft of another man!