Here's something to ponder over In 1809, Mary Dixon Kies received the first U. S. patent issued to a woman.
As you probably know that men have been inventing since caveman times, ie tools and weapons,
So if we think that bar having kids, for around 2000+ years women have sat on there fat ( and yes it usually does look fat in that, we just say it doesnt to get a shag ) arse's till the early 1800's and then bang on about equal opportunity's and all that malarky.
Well I tell you whats bloody equal, you bloody women can sort everything out while we do sweet FA but sit on our arses and complain about the weather and that theres bugger all on telly or our teas not the right temperature etc etc...... for the next 2000 years
Oh and one more thing before I go for a wank cause its my break time, if it wernt for men, sex in the city would have been shite

(not that ive ever seen it, but surely it would have been shite about a load of lesbians)