Why are men like toilets?
They're either: Vacant, Engaged or full of crap.
Why do men have penises? They certainly can't be admired for their brains.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What is the difference between
- a toilet
- the 'g' spot
- wedding anniversaries
Nothing really -- men seem to miss them all
