Men are like...Floor tile. Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime.
Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like...Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like...Parking spots. The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Men are like...Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like...Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like...Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like...Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Well that's it from me, enough said
