Heres some more
'God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.'
'Men are proof that women can take a joke'
'There's no sin in loving men. Only pain!'
'P.M.S.= Putting up with Men's Sh*t!'
'Men have always detested women’s gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared.'
'A woman needs four animals in her life: a mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the driveway, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.' - dont want the mink in my closet tho
