| Possibly a tad unfair like but who really gives a fuck other than the more inferier species
Benefits
man :-
Paid more
Better jobs
Stronger (in general)
Better Drivers (always)
Best cooks in the world
Easier toilet habits
Drink more
Woman :-
Have tits and a fanny
Down falls
Man :-
Can get roudy when pissed
Woman :-
Periods
Labour
9 months with a sack of spuds in the tummy
always on a diet
Can never decide what to wear
take to long to get ready
whinge
pester
large phone bills
Cannot shut up
Have to hide to fart
Easily embarrased
Costly to maintain
Talk total irralevent bollocks 99% of the time
Cant think for themselves
Clingy
Blame everyone else but themselves as they see themselves as perfect
Never admit to being wrong
Stubborn
and
ariston and on and on and on |