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Old 4th February 2004, 07:52 PM
mad matty mad matty is offline
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How to bath a Cat - by The Dog!!

Just seen this on another board i go on!! This is quality!!

1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry it to bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids, and stand on top so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet as cat is enjoying this.)

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse which is quite effective. Cat is too big to go anywhere.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible, and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry. Cat will return when hungry.

Sincerely,

The Dog
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