> > > It is Christmas Eve and this chap is on a rooftop about to jump off.
> > >
> > > His wife is leaving him for another man, he has lost his job and he
> > > owes
> > > thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he finishes his prayers and
> > > closes
> > > his eyes, ready to jump, Father Christmas taps him on the shoulder.
> > >
> > > "Are you OK?" asks Father Christmas.
> > >
> > > The man explains why he is so miserable and gets ready to jump.
> > >
> > > "Stop!" shouts Father Christmas. "It is Christmas, I will grant you
> > > three
> > > wishes to solve your problems on the understanding that you will
> > > grant me a
> > > small favour in return!"
> > >
> > > "Would you?" the man replies. "That would be wonderful!!... Thank
> > > you, thank you!"
> > >
> > > Father Christmas promises him that :-
> > >
> > > 1. You shall go home in 1 hour and your wife will be dressed in her
> > > sexiest
> > > underwear begging for forgiveness and longing for your return, and
> > > she will
> > > have no recollection of her new boyfriend.
> > >
> > > 2. You shall go into work tomorrow, sit at your desk and continue
> > > with your
> > > work. Your salary will have increased by 50% and nobody will have
> > > any recollection of your sacking.
> > >
> > > 3. You shall go to your bank and you will be ten thousand pounds in
> > > credit,
> > > you will have no outstanding bills.
> > >
> > > "Oh thank you, thank you!" says the man. "What is it that I can do
> > > for you?"
> > >
> > > Father Christmas tells the man to drop his pants and bend over.
> > >
> > > After a quite brutal rogering, which made his eyes water a little,
> > > Father Christmas asks the man how old he is.
> > >
> > > "36" replies the man.
> > >
> > > "Ho, Ho, Ho, You're a bit old to believe in Father Christmas aren't
> > > you!?" chuckled the fat gay bastard in fancy dress
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