| pet shop
An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet
> shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter do you
keep
> widdle wabbiths?"
>
> The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he's
on
> her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and
fuwwy
> bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
>
> She, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans
forward
> and says in a quiet voice,
>
> "I don't fink my python weally givth a phuck.
:p
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