[woody]

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that
> she'll become a prostitute. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry
says,
> "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred pounds.
If
> you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
>
> She's only been there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How
much?"
>
> She says, "A hundred pounds."
>
> He says: "All I've got is thirty."
>
> She says, "Hold on." She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for
> thirty quid?"
>
> Harry says, "A hand job."
>
> She runs back and tells the guy that all he'll get for thirty quid is a
> handjob.
>
> He's okay with this so she gets in the car, unzips his pants, and out pops
> his HUGE penis.
>
> She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."
>
>
> She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly,
>
> "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy quid?"