[woody]

A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street dragging a
flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a House of ill
repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.

> He said:
>
> "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy
> it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
>
> The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in.
>
> Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
>
> He asked, "Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases?"
>
> "Of course not" said the Madam.
>
> He said, "Well I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after
> making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
>
> Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the
> cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed
down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him.
>
> Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam,
and headed out the door.
>
> The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the
> place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
>
> He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are
> going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter.
>
> After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just
> happens to be very fond of cute little boys.
>
> She will then get the Dose that I just caught".
>
> "When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home.
>
> On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose.
>
> Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed
> and have sex, and Mum will catch it".
>
> "In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk,
> have a quickie with Mum and catch the clap
>
> ...and HE'S THE #UCKING B@STARD WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!