Fairy tale of New York by the Pouges as People enter tha chapel.

New York New York as I'm cremated.

Theme tune to Bottom as people leave the chapel.


No party or wake when I die, cant have twats enjoying themselves when I'm dead can I.


Befor ye chuckle......... thats serious shit. Its actually in my Last Will and testament sitting in a safe at Lee and Priestleys solicitors in Leeds!.